New Orleans Reacts To Michigan’s Crawfish ‘Problem’
Is it possible to say "Baby, what is you doing?" to an entire state?
by Alex Galbraith
August 8, 2018
As you’ve probably heard, Michigan is absolutely in a tizzy over invasive red crawfish that have set up shop near their lakes and rivers. Property owners and planners alike are up-in-arms over the way that mudbugs are damaging their property and infrastructure. Louisianans have never met a problem that food couldn’t fix, so they had a few suggestions to help our worked-up Northern friends.
First off, you should always be thinking about your next hustle:
Michigan is currently undergoing a “crawfish infestation” they’re literally pouring bleach in ponds to kill them instead of making money off them hoes. Idiots.
— lex w the locs (@lexxbthebest) August 8, 2018
So
About this crawfish issue in Michigan. . .
Nobody from New Orleans wants to go out there and, Idk, open a seafood store 👀
— Lez Network (@Leznetwork12) August 7, 2018
Cause I’ve been trying to figure out for the life of me why those people from Michigan just don’t set up crawfish boils along their rivers and boil crawfish all day?!
Shoot charge $5 a lb for anyone who wants some!
— Lez Network (@Leznetwork12) August 7, 2018
Others could feel their stomachs grumbling:
So, #Michigan has a #crawfish problem? Problem? I see no problem! @MichiganDNR, round them up, bring them my way. We’ll feast. #crawfishboil #ImissTheGulfCoast
— Scotty…just Scotty (@ThatDJscotty) August 6, 2018
Still others were jealous of the Michiganders who couldn’t see their blessing for what it is:
https://twitter.com/_BanitaAppleBum/status/1024861937639862272
And after a season of exorbitant per-pound prices, there were many folks who were booking their tickets to follow their Louisiana crustacean pals up to cooler climes.
ABUNDANCE??? GET YOUR TRAPS were heading out to MICHIGAN. Bring Em HERE…We KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO WITH 'EM! We're OUR CAJUN NAVY??? We need to SAVE OUR CRAWFISH! #CrazyAlansSwampShackKemahhttps://t.co/r40Dg83G8V https://t.co/6AtwBLro61
— Alan Franks (@alansswampshack) August 7, 2018
I am going to Michigan to get some of those babies. Mud bugs! crawfish boil! Y'all need to learn to eat em'! https://t.co/2wc6SWlCHk
— Dana Johnston (@redcajundj) August 7, 2018
We were almost on poor Michigan’s side. But then an official state Twitter account had to send out this blasphemy.
https://twitter.com/MichiganOGL/status/1023959015808819200
You know, maybe this uprising of Louisiana crawfish is just another example of the universe balancing itself out. After all, how many people has Michigan sent down our way in recent years. It’s only fair we make a little exchange.
For extra entertainment, take a look at this local news report on the devastation of having too much crawfish:
https://www.facebook.com/carreyb/posts/10156536417970419
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